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An humorous forward about artists!

Journal Entry: Fri Jun 20, 2008, 6:24 AM
I usually ignore forwards in my email but this one just caught my eye and made me laugh. I thought I would post it figuring somewhere artists would appreciate it's humor.

With gas the price it is, this isn't far from the truth!

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet


To buy Degas


To make the Van Gogh.'


See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.


I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse .

  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: Disturbed
  • Reading: The Saint
  • Watching: paint dry
  • Drinking: a butt load of antibiotics

Devious Information

  • Current Age: Old enough but not ancient by any means
  • Current Residence: United States
  • Interests: God, Art, Music, Writing, Martial Arts (Kung Fu)
  • Favourite movie: Lord of the Rings, Star Wars
  • Favourite band or musician: Depends on my mood at the time
  • Favourite genre of music: again depends on my mood at the time
  • Favourite artist: I have so many why should I limit my favourites
  • Favourite poet or writer: Frost
  • Favourite photographer: Jim Brandenburg
  • Favourite style of art: Dark, Emotive and Fantasy
  • Operating System: Mac of course PCs suck!
  • MP3 player of choice: iPod
  • Favourite gaming platform: World of Warcraft, Halo, Assassins Creed
  • Favourite cartoon character: Ang from the Avatar
  • Personal Quote: Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.

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=rav777:iconrav777: Jul 12, 2008, 3:01:34 AM
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*faestock:iconfaestock: Jun 28, 2008, 6:08:18 PM
Hi, much love for adding me to your :+devwatch: :blowkiss:
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*maril1:iconmaril1: Jun 6, 2008, 7:55:49 AM
wow thank you a lot my friend!
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*maril1:iconmaril1: Jun 3, 2008, 6:29:52 PM
thank you for the fav my friend

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=rav777:iconrav777: Jun 2, 2008, 12:32:51 AM
Hey, thank you for the add :+devwatch:! You have some wonderful artworks.

I :heart: and support my watchers. Have a wonderful week ! :blackrose:

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~SuperStar-Stock:iconSuperStar-Stock: May 26, 2008, 8:34:49 AM
Thanks for the fave.

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~archaeopteryx-stocks:iconarchaeopteryx-stocks: May 26, 2008, 6:35:11 AM
Thanks a lot for the watch.

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*Nataly-Stock:iconNataly-Stock: May 26, 2008, 6:08:14 AM
thanks for the :+devwatch:
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=sheispretty:iconsheispretty: Apr 6, 2008, 9:20:44 PM
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*jademacalla:iconjademacalla: Jan 27, 2008, 7:16:33 PM
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*Wulfgarf:iconWulfgarf: Jan 6, 2008, 7:38:08 AM
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~lifebytes:iconlifebytes: Jan 4, 2008, 8:12:18 PM
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hey, thanks for the favorite :D
=Flutterings:iconFlutterings: Jan 2, 2008, 7:05:59 PM
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